That school bell’s ringin’! Giddap! Whoa! Welcome back, everyone.
As I write this, the rest of the staff are scurrying around, collating files, scrubbin’ tiles, and wrastlin’ crocodiles, puttin in dat elbow grease, while I tap away on my keyboard, 33 tabs open in chrome, planning next summer. Just kidding - I’m working harder than anyone else, I’m sure you’ll agree. I happen to be drinking coffee, too, and for some reason today my coffee tastes like grilled cheese, and strangely enough, I love it. I’m just slurpin’ it down. Go figure.